Salvador Dali-

you make the rest of us look normal.

my boss told me a great story about him. So what happened, is this woman he knew met Salvador when she was a girl, and he drew a fantastic picture on a napkin for her. When she was a woman, she coincidentally ran into him on the street. She was thrilled and asked him if he remembered her as the little girl he gave a drawing to. He said no, but do you want to go up to my apartment and (f-word)?
I also just read that Dali broke his jaw trying to fit his fist in his mouth. (my team)