bogota, bucaramanga, ibague, guayabal

how to sum up the best of Colombia?

1. the people, obviously

2. the jugossss! every type of fresh squeezed deliciousness you can put a straw in

3. day drinking. everywhere and anywhere.

4. the mountains, que rico

5. the unexpected but generally hilarious differences between american culture and here. 

for example, in the united states, I eat eggs or froot loops for breakfast. in colombia, you may find a cold hot dog on your desayuno plate. in the us, I get hammered and stumble out on the dance floor later. in colombia, you start on the dance floor and stumble to a table to get a drink when you get a charlie horse from meringueing your culo off.

6. i had to add another- the art in colombia is incredible. really fresh.